5 ways anime can help you get a date

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  1. Knowing another language is sexy - it says so on yahoo answers

  2. All that singing along to jpop has made you a better singer, and confident karaoke performer

  3. You've got a large corpus of data on what not to do to get a date, so you definitely won't make any of those mistakes... right?

  4. Dating Sims are totally realistic

  5. If you like anime, you're already part of an exclusive, but welcoming club. Seriously just go to a con and talk to a few girls/guys (depending what you're into). Just be friendly, but don't be a wimp... ask for their number.

Tip: Getting more than one (number) helps to keep obsessive tendencies in check ;)

Life is full of risks. You'll get shot down sometimes, but that's part of the *ahem* fun, and plus - it's worth it when you meet somebody awesome =D

7 years, 9 months ago
jim
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I showed this to my girlfriend and she said that one thing you can't forget is hygiene. This specially applies to the convention scene, I have seen/smelled some pretty serious cases at cons...

7 years, 9 months ago
Pyramus
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Hmmmm... these are all good, but what if the otaku is also a hikikomori or just really anti social? I guess they'd pretty much be screwed, right?

7 years, 9 months ago
iankun
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I've sparked arguments over whether I karaoke well (before any of us touched a mic) simply because I know how to pronounce the term.

Also, you forgot that it is socially acceptable for otaku to propose marriage on the internet. Bonus!

7 years, 9 months ago
moritheil
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All these are true, but it comes with one downside.... ALL THE CUTE GUYS IN MY ANIME CLUB ARE GAY! :C

One of them said he'd date me if he wasn't gay, though. I guess that's good.

7 years, 9 months ago
GaaraNeeds2LOL
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