Corrupt a Wish

This one will work like the Throw something to the person below you thread but you state a wish and the next person grants it in a twisted way. Example: I wish for my cosplay to be finished. Granted, but it is horribly wrong and ugly. (insert new wish)

That is how it works. Have fun! For another thread like this, see Throw something to the person below you!

7 years, 7 months ago
MsQueenofjapan
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Granted. But he pops out of the game and chainsaw murders you and your family.

I wish for a Playstation 3.

7 years, 7 months ago
MsQueenofjapan
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Granted. But you don't know how to use your new powers and end up destoying the world and yourself.

I wish the Twilight never existed.

7 years, 7 months ago
MsQueenofjapan
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Granted, but the world explodes because, as we all know, L and Gaara cannot exist in the same universe. If they did, there would be too much awesomeness for reality to handle.

I wish for peace on Earth (just try and corrupt that)

7 years, 7 months ago
GaaraNeeds2LOL
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I wish for a Keyblade.

7 years, 7 months ago
MsQueenofjapan
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I wish that MSoJ's keyblade was actually the originally designed weapon for kingdom hearts: a chainsaw.

7 years, 7 months ago
GooieGreen
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I grant your wish, but while you were playing a game with your face close to the screen, the TV explodes, melting your skin and leaving you a horrible, faceless entity for the rest of your life, unable to watch anime EVER AGAIN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I wish for Sasuke to GTFO all the Naruto storylines

7 years, 7 months ago
GaaraNeeds2LOL
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Granted. But some other Naruto character that you hate even more takes his place.

I wish for a Fruits Basket poster.

7 years, 7 months ago
MsQueenofjapan
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Granted, but when you put the poster up in your room, the tacks you put in your wall weaken its structural integrity, and so the next time you kiss the picture of Hatsuharu on the poster the wall collapses and you are buried under a mountai of rubble.

I WISH TO BE A FAIRY PRINCESS!!!!!!!

7 years, 7 months ago
GaaraNeeds2LOL
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Granted. But since it never existed, you sister (a Twilight fangirl) has nothing to fangirl over and instead becomes addicted to MMOs, and while she's playing Runescape on your home computer one day the sheer amount of nerdiness crashes your hard drive and the computer asplodes, catching the cat on fire. Poor Gracie.

I wish for an Axel plushie.

7 years, 7 months ago
GaaraNeeds2LOL
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Granted. But he comes alive and kills you with his chakrams in your sleep.

I wish for all the Kingdom Hearts games.

7 years, 7 months ago
MsQueenofjapan
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Granted. But for some mysterious reason Xemnas isn't in them, so you have no way to laugh at his funny name. Also, Larxene, Riku and Vexen are now the main characters for some reason.

I wish for my very own magical Keyblades, like the ones that Roxas has.

7 years, 7 months ago
GaaraNeeds2LOL
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Granted. But they run out of magic in one week and turn into cardboard.

I wish for....AN UNIMITED SUPPLY OF POCKY!

7 years, 7 months ago
MsQueenofjapan
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Granted, but the pocky is poisoned and gives you brain tumors, so you fall even further behind in your classes.

I wish for a rainbow pony.

7 years, 7 months ago
GaaraNeeds2LOL
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Granted. But the rainbow pony turns evil and kills you and your family with rainbow magic. (I will leave how that looked to your imagination.)

I wish for Beautiful Katamari.

7 years, 7 months ago
MsQueenofjapan
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Granted, but the Prince rolls you up in the Katamari and you are smooshed.

I wish for a Death Note.

7 years, 7 months ago
GaaraNeeds2LOL
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