Oppai Anime Is Good For You

A German study says that staring at big breasts prolongs male lifespan:

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So bring on Rangiku Matsumoto, Cattleya, and Tsunade! You're not being perverted - you're just taking care of your health. And what could be more important than that?

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This message is Matsumoto-approved.

8 years, 8 months ago
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This is one of the funniest and also most awesome posts I've seen.

I really can't bring myself to completely believe their claims, but hell, who doesn't want to?

Awesome quote from your second link:

Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem likely that a woman can increase her intelligence by getting large breast implants, though no study has been done to confirm or refute this.

duh... haha

8 years, 8 months ago
6516 2 4 11

Does that mean that Pattenko (flatchested girls) Anime is bad for you?

8 years, 8 months ago
666 1 1 7

In a late-breaking development, Australia, which apparently loves oppai, has banned pettanko from its shores.

Oppai: Not just good for you, but your only legal option.

8 years, 5 months ago
1501 1 6

I read the article...and I really don't know what to say. What I want to know is what possessed these German scientists, lead by a female themselves, to get the ball rolling on this research in the first place? It just seems really peculiar. I don't know if I can even take it seriously. If this info got spread around...::sighs and shakes head::

I suppose the next experiment would be testing this with females who find oppai appealing...right?

8 years, 8 months ago
4755 1 3 10

Well, oppai is good all around. Not only does it extend male lives, but another study shows that oppai girls are more intelligent than non-oppai girls.

Oppai is a boon to humanity - male and female alike. Believe it.

8 years, 8 months ago
1501 1 6

This is the coolest post.

8 years, 6 months ago
1398 1 3 10

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