Found these on an old flash drive, does anyone want to read them? I'll post 'em if you want.
Let's have em!
5 years, 2 months ago
Some Haikus for No Reason
Oh the Internet/ So dangerous and scary/ I love you so much
Imagination/ Is poured into you daily/ Filling you with fun
I enjoy your lore/ Hate your loading bar though/ On slow computers
You accept my art/ And the comments about it/ Although they are mean
Oh ‘net, I love you/ ‘Though you are more dirty than/ Week-old underwear
Hold onto my mind/ Smash to pieces my grammar/ Teach me to be 1337!
Don’t paste to Twitter/ I don’t want your sandwiches/ I really don’t care
Don’t paste to Facebook/ They will fall like an empire/ The Romans did too
I enjoy long walks/ Is eHarmony jargon/ You just want action
I hate Yahoo Games/ Don’t you have to pay for them?/ That really sucks pigs
I owned a fox once/ He was a cute little one/ I named him Oodles
He would eat my food/ He would tear up the sofa/ He would pee on walls
I had to train him/ To not do those crazy things/ Driving me crazy
Eventually/ He learned to not pee on things/ Now he’s a house fox
Well, actually/ He was an indoor red fox/ Now he’s kinda dead
I miss that cute fox/ And his black tipped pointy ears/ His tail was coolest
I had buried him/ Next to the flower garden/ Now lilies grow there
Owned many foxes/ And I’ve bred a whole bunch more/ But Oodles was best
Besides the story/ I need to randomize now/ So how about more
Don’t follow rabbits/ Down through their little tunnels/ They stab with carrots
Sisters can annoy/ The living crap out of you/ Don’t hold living crap
Don’t swim in oceans/ Unless you want to pet sharks/ Well, pet their stomachs…
Alligators hurt/ When they are biting your neck/ While you drink coffee
Don’t drink your coffee/ While operating machines/ Guaranteed to burn
We should use coffee/ As a flamethrower refill/ A great replacement
Napalm is lovely/ It burns so bright and pretty/ I should buy my own.
I want a mongoose/ Ya’ know how awesome they are?/ They have nice, long tails
They can’t hang from trees/ Sort of like the monkeys do/ They’re great for balance
Humans don’t have tails/ Which is a real big bummer/ I wish I had two
Oh, I would spin them/ Just like a helicopter/ And soar to heaven
People are waiting/ They watch me from way up there/ I’ve got to get there
But when I get there/ I guess that won’t be enough/ I’ll go up higher
I have a question/ Is it okay to rip off/ Your hero’s motto?
‘Cause Someone said that / That he had his own high dreams/ Can I have them too?
Maybe it’s sharing/ If I asked him he’d be fine/ I’d ask him nicely
He’d say “sure thing, friend!”/ And give me a big thumbs-up/ He learned from the best
Once again I’m lost/ I shouldn’t be typing this/ It needs more random
But wait a minute/ Do you really mind all this?/ This is okay, right?
Alright, let’s back up/ I’ve gotten pretty off-track/ My haikus now suck
I don’t really think/ I just count the syllables/ As the words flow by
I enjoy haikus/ What makes a really good one?/ Must be the content
Multiplayer games/ Are great for parties at home/ You should plan one soon
I made a bad choice/ I sent out lots of invites/ To people online
I met them in games/ And no avatar is real/ They were kinda old
I’m good at Halo/ I play lots of older guys/ Some really showed up
My parents were mad/ What business do they have here?/ They had to leave then
By the way Reader/ As of this moment you suck/ You haven’t added!
If you are reading/ Have you some understanding/ And add on some more…
5 years, 2 months ago
My favorite one has to be
Not that I ever would, because coffee is too precious to me. But still, fairly amusing!
5 years, 1 month ago
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